Category: Humor

Coffee and Keyboards

My sister was drinking coffee and typing on her laptop one day when she knocked her coffee over and it spilled all over her keyboard. The coffee started dripping between the keys and in a desperate leap to save both the laptop and the paper she was working on she started blotting the keyboard with […]

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Twas the night before meltdown

Twas a night such as this one and all through the office, Not a creature was stirring, not even the bosses. The servers were hung on the blue screen with care, In hopes that the updates soon would be there. The employees were nestled away from their cubes, While strange infomercials danced on their tubes. […]

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If the IRS was an electric company

I was figuring out some tax things and it struck me how complicated and backwards the tax system is. Imagine if the IRS was an electric company If the IRS was an electric company…You would have to compute your electric bill based on how much electricity you used last year and expected to use next […]

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Pimp my Software

Bad things happen if you stay up watching TV while playing with PhotoShop. (You can get your own printed T-shirt from CafePress) Hopefully I’m not stepping on the toes of MTV. Do you have a project in mind? We’d love to work with you. If you’d like an opportunity to work on projects with us, […]

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Winter updates

I hear that hard drive spinning up The fans are spinning up too. Come on, it’s lovely weather To install an update or two. I hear your family asking And friends are asking you too. Come on, and fix my computer I have some spyware for you. Double-click, double-click, double click, let’s go The warm […]

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How NOT to write an NDA

I used to think that a Non-Disclosure-Agreement (NDA) was a useful tool in business. I’ve now decided it’s a wedge that gets in the way of progress and conversations. A typical scenario is between someone with an idea and someone who’s in the position to help fullfil that idea. This can be a VC with money, […]

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BlackBerry SDK’s

Despite the decline in BlackBerry popularity it still has a lot of existing customers. So we wanted to demo some functionality for our AppBlade product, since it’s multi-platform. Ok. Well Let’s write a little app.  We just need an SDK.  Shouldn’t be a big deal. I’ll just download the SDK… BlackBerry Java SDK v7.1 BlackBerry […]

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